Channel your inner philosopher-caddie with this scholarly soft tee, complete with a brooding silhouette and the ultimate truth bomb: par is a social construct. Perfect for the golfer who misses short putts and blames society.
• Vintage collegiate font for extra irony
• Printed on premium cotton for soft academic musings
• Officially “published” by G. Greenskeeper, Ph.D.
• Makes you smarter (citation needed)
Whether you're shooting a 72 or a 112, remember: there is no par, only vibes.
